Elizabeth James is not a nice girl. She is not the girl-next-door. She isn't cute or sweet or the girl you want to take home to the folks. Nope. She is the chick you hump and dump before she catches feelings. She is the chick that you know everybody has fucked, but you fuck her anyway because she is kinda fine. That's right, Elizabeth is a white chick with a big ass that will fuck you, your friend and maybe even your girlfriend because Elizabeth James is one horny ass ho. And that's about as real and straight up as we can be with you. She is no shy and innocent girl. This here is a straight up skank freak and hey, we are not mad at her. She rides cock pretty decently and she sucks dick like she likes it and those are good qualities. Is Elizabeth a philanthropist? Is she a good samaritan? Who the fuck cares? She is a good lay and that is good enough for us.

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What the fuck were you thinking when you decided to feature Amy Wine-house as a Fantasy SCORE subject? You rarely do the Fantasy SCORE feature, and then you waste it on an unattractive crack whore. Whose dumbass idea was that? I mean, the woman looks like a Halloween witch in real life. Is that why you put her in the October issue? If so, then the artist should've had her riding a broom. Then I could've hung it on my door for a Halloween decoration. A better choice would have been Morticia Addams or Elvira, both of whom I have often fantasized about with bigger tits. Please don't waste Fantasy SCORE on filth again because I really do like the idea of putting bigger tits on beautiful women. The one of Charlize (August '08) and the one before of Gwen (May '08) were both beautiful works of art, and that is what they all should be.-J.V.

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This is the first magazine cover Emily's ever gotten. It meant a lot to Emily because she's dedicated herself to becoming a successful model, not just in the UK but in other countries, and that's not easy in this competitive field. In a cyber-universe of a zillion websites, a physical magazine cover that people can hold in their hands is validation of a model's goal. It took time for Emily to get used to the adrenaline rush and nervous thrill of going to the newsstands and magazine shops and seeing herself on the cover of V-Mag. This sudsy pictorial of massively chested Emily in the shower was shot by our photo team in London. They flew across the Big Pond to photograph Lorna Morgan and busty newcomer Miss Emma also. They also interviewed Lorna for SCOREtv episode 6, and Emily herself did the honors, playing interview hostess. When they returned home, our crew couldn't stop raving about Emily and how great she was to photograph and spend time with. She said she was full of horny energy and sexy ideas and is a natural-born exhibitionist. It takes a lot to impress our crew...they see more girls than a gynecologist...so that means Emily has the magic. Welcome to the Cover Club, Emily Cartwright. See Emily shake those heavy pom-poms on video in Voluptuous Theater.

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